Kaitlyn

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People on the internet: I love that band

Me: omfg lets be friends omg!!!!!

People at school: I love that band

Me: no you don't.

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Ha

Me: Hahahaha

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR

Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD

Me: Hahaha

Me: Haaa....

Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.

Me: No, no I am not.

7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life

12th grade me: Bruh

f4pcity:

kr-nos:

calmcurrents:

satans-testicle:

Literally just threw my phone at the wall because of this post.

this is so me

i’m sorry but this is just so relevant.

oh my god…fuck

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